It’s screaming like a scalded cat. I’m pouring blood. My friend’s laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‘Jeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?’ And I go, ‘It’s not a rabbit, it’s a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.’ ‘A monkey? Bring it up here!’ I’m pouring, I wrapped a t-shirt around my arm to stave off the bleeding, carried the cage upstairs, and I don’t know why I bothered sneaking it in, because they fell in love with it, and it was like, there was no problem at all. They took me to the emergency room and I got 28 stitches on my arm.” The young comic reader learned the hard way to never grab a monkey by the tail.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=18236

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbpi5YeBkCk

Though, that song is familar! After Hummming it for a full day, i finally placed it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA_0cvd1EUM

YAY!! – i must have watched that film a million times as a kid

Give a Little Love – Paul Williams

And interestingly, The song was written by Paul Williams, who played ‘Little Ennos’ in ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ – 100% FACT
It ALWAYS comes back to Bert!!