This is my ‘tribute’ to Mrs Pontipine, a stop motion puppet with children, from Cbeebies ‘In the night garden’. I guess this is what happens when you have a kid and start watching childrens programmes through adult eyes (or maybe its just me?)

I feel a bit mixed about this song actually. Half of me is quite proud that ive written and recorded my very first song. But the other half feels nothing but shame for writing and recording a song about essentially wanting the fuck a puppet from a childrens TV show!
(i must also point out that the’ teeny tiny hole’ as actually a location within the show – honest!!)