and instead lets look at a video of a monkey riding a Segway, and say “look, even a monkey can ride a segway without steering it off a cliff!”
thanks to ICHACAWAB for the link
‘Evil robot monkey’ is a short science fiction story about a clay modelling chimp. It was written by Mary Kowal and was nominated for a Hugo award in 2009.
Sly scowled and yanked his hands free. “I’m not like the other chimps.” He pointed to the implant in his head. “Maybe Delilah should have one of these. Seems like she needs help thinking.”
You can download this awesome short story for free as a PDF or a mp3 from Mary’s site. Definitely worth the read.
Link: http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/journal/evil-robot-monkey/
I do love things that hit the fizzypop bonus multiplier!!

http://homedecor.cafepress.com/item/sock-monkey-ukulele-flamingo-wall-clock/118435551
thanks to J-hob for making me aware of this thing of great beauty
Is this the best tattoo ever?
http://www.ilovefizzypop.co.uk/images/tattoo.jpg
(Warning: not safe for work)
Jesus, this site is turning into a right cess-pit!!
(thanks to Maffu for the photo)
monkey & ukuleles – together at last
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I87_areoJkI
hahahahahaah – how ace is this?
Tags: monkey, My name is monkey, ukulele
I thought I was pissed when I first read the description of this video!
But no, it is indeed true…
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=10d_1204204698
Im hoping this will be the opening act at the Bejing Olympics
Tags: , goat, handstand, monkey, tight rope