Stories of kids who bought monkeys from comic books adverts…

It’s screaming like a scalded cat. I’m pouring blood. My friend’s laughing uncontrollably, and my father finally comes in the basement door and goes, ‘Jeffery! What are you doing to that rabbit?’ And I go, ‘It’s not a rabbit, it’s a monkey, and it just bit the hell out of me.’ ‘A monkey? Bring it up here!’ I’m pouring, I wrapped a t-shirt around my arm to stave off the bleeding, carried the cage upstairs, and I don’t know why I bothered sneaking it in, because they fell in love with it, and it was like, there was no problem at all. They took me to the emergency room and I got 28 stitches on my arm.” The young comic reader learned the hard way to never grab a monkey by the tail.
http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=18236
Tags: Advert, comic book, mail order, Monkeys
“FAIR MANAGERS :
IF YOU LIKE PIG RACING, YOU”ll LOVE THE BANANA DERBY
IF YOU LOVE PIG RACING,YOU”ll GO APE FOR THE BANANA DERBY!!”

Monkey Jockeys fucking ROCK! – 100% FACT
Tags: banana derby, Dogs, fair, monkey jockeys, Monkeys, wtf
monkeys – tick
ukuleles – tick
robots – tick
3 x Awesome!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzbyvjX0Cpw
Tags: dinosaurs, Giant Robots, Gorillas, MJ Hibbett, Monkeys, Robots, Ukuleles
It is one of the greatest injustices ever perpetrated in Hollywood — Cheeta the chimp is not on the Walk of Fame.
The legendary 76-year-old star (yes, 76) of “Bedtime for Bonzo” and “Tarzan” is on a mission to get his name on a star on Hollywood Blvd. Not only does he have his own website, the artistic simian is coordinating an online petition to get him on the Walk, publishing a book, putting a single on iTunes and starring in a new movie!
GO CHEETA!
Tags: ape, cheeta, go cheeta, Monkeys, Walk of Fame

http://www.ilovefizzypop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/monkeyheaven.jpg
fantastic!! – thanks Maffu
Tags: bananas, fruit, monkey heaven, Monkeys
Further to my earlier post, http://www.ilovefizzypop.co.uk/2008/03/17/his-name-is-monkey/
I bring you…
My Name is Monkey – seiichi0217
Does anyone know where i could get a hat/balaclava like his?
(dont say Japan)
Tags: chords, Monkeys, My name is monkey, seiichi0217, ukulele, Ukuleles
My internet friend new_matt made this ages ago, but i still think its rather ace.
The now legendary licky monkey
monkeys x trombones = solid gold
Tags: Johnny Briggs, Monkeys, new_matt, trombones