04 Sep 08 Shit in my Mouth
2 girls 1 cup
If you dont know what that means, i would suggest you be very careful when googling it. If you do know what it means – then you obviously spend too much time on the interweb (and you’re a sick little monkey to boot 
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Canadian Jon Lajoie knows what it is, and he wrote a song about it a while ago. It goes with out saying that the lyrics to the song are suitably NSFW!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68
I completely forgot about this song until i remembered that i might be expected to do a turn at my Father-in-laws upcoming 60th Birthday Party 
The chords are on Jons website – www.jonlajoie.com (caution: theres a very annoying/loud flash intro on the site) But ive ‘ukeified™’ them to work a bit easier on the Uke
2 Girls 1 cup Song – Jon Lajoie
The end ‘refrain’ in ‘F’ still cracks me up everytime i hear it.
See more of Jon’s Videos here- http://www.youtube.com/user/jonlajoie
Tags: 2 Girls 1 Cup Song, chords, cup, Jon Lajoie, shit, Sweary Ukulele Trubador, ukulele, vomit
23 Feb 08 I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
er….
This is a cover of a Ben Folds cover of a Dr Dre track. If you have delicate sensibilities I think you’d be best not clicking, but if you like cussin’ n’ shit, then click ahead 
Bitches ain’t shit – Dr Dre/Ben Folds
In all honestly, I cant play this all the way thought yet. But if you play the first couple of verses in company, you will definately get a reaction!
You’ll either be surrounded by laughter, or your Uke will have been smashed into a thousand pieces by an angry mob – lets hope its the former
If you’re still unsure – heres Ben Folds’ performing it at a ‘myspace’ gig Nashville.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_N3CK-6CHk
Incidentally, i LOVE the fact that there are loads of fans in the audience playing along with him, I guess this is the same kind of thing JoCo was trying to do, but with Ukes
Tags: aint, Ben Folds, Bitches, chords, Dr Dre, shit, tab, ukulele
