If you dont know what that means, i would suggest you be very careful when googling it. If you do know what it means – then you obviously spend too much time on the interweb (and you’re a sick little monkey to boot )

Canadian Jon Lajoie knows what it is, and he wrote a song about it a while ago. It goes with out saying that the lyrics to the song are suitably NSFW!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68

I completely forgot about this song until i remembered that i might be expected to do a turn at my Father-in-laws upcoming 60th Birthday Party
The chords are on Jons website – www.jonlajoie.com (caution: theres a very annoying/loud flash intro on the site) But ive ‘ukeified™’ them to work a bit easier on the Uke

2 Girls 1 cup Song – Jon Lajoie

The end ‘refrain’ in ‘F’ still cracks me up everytime i hear it.

See more of Jon’s Videos here- http://www.youtube.com/user/jonlajoie

This is a cover of a Ben Folds cover of a Dr Dre track. If you have delicate sensibilities I think you’d be best not clicking, but if you like cussin’ n’ shit, then click ahead

Bitches ain’t shit – Dr Dre/Ben Folds

In all honestly, I cant play this all the way thought yet. But if you play the first couple of verses in company, you will definately get a reaction!
You’ll either be surrounded by laughter, or your Uke will have been smashed into a thousand pieces by an angry mob – lets hope its the former

If you’re still unsure – heres Ben Folds’ performing it at a ‘myspace’ gig Nashville.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_N3CK-6CHk

Incidentally, i LOVE the fact that there are loads of fans in the audience playing along with him, I guess this is the same kind of thing JoCo was trying to do, but with Ukes